"If suicide was really the answer then we wouldn't have come close to a population of 7 billion. In that case you probably would've never met your best friend, your better half, your crazy siblings, maybe your family reunion wouldn't have been complete. You wouldn't even have a glimpse of your annoying neighbor anymore. You won't get to take home tons of homeworks from your strict teacher anymore.
You won't even know the feeling of having to work 9-5. So before doing it, think again because you will miss a lot of good things and good people."
"True friends don't need Facebook just to remember your birthday. They'll just text you in the middle of the night and say 'Bitch, happy birthday!' "
"My brain automatically shuts down when it encounters any mathematical problems."
"People have their own minds. No need to tell them to reflag, like, rewet, thumbs up posts. They would do so if they really want it."
"Sometimes, you don't need to commit mistakes just for you to experience things and learn from it. You'll just have to observe other people and learn from them."
"Does it matter? Your race? Where you're from? Your bloodline? Your sexuality? Your physical attributes? What you did in the past? What you're doing in the present and what you're going to be doing in the future? Seriously, people should stop worrying about what others think of them. As for the rest, they should start minding their own businesses."
"Heavy make-ups are only acceptable if you are a clown."
"Cheating is only acceptable during exams not when you're in a relationship."
"Your mentality is just like my internet connection -- unstable!"
"Oh sorry! I thought your name is Karma 'cause you're such a bitch!"
"Problems: An effective medium to know who your real friends are."
"Destiny: The excuse of people who don't make a move to change the course of their current living."
"Belly Fat: The easiest to gain but the hardest to lose."
"Money: The only dirty thing that people want."
"Time: Waste of time is the only thing that you can't recycle."
"Condoms are cheaper than medications for STD and the cost of having a baby."
"Google it first before asking "What is [insert word here]"
"Love, respect and empower the very reason why you're alive today -- Women"
"All problems have solutions. It's just a matter of perception and how you deal with it."
"Push yourself to the limits. Don't be afraid to try things out."
"You don't need to impress other people so keep doing what you know is right."
"The Pawn, among all the chess pieces can be a good inspiration in real life. Why?
It only keeps moving forward.
It never backs down.
It is the main supporter of all the high pieces.
And when it reaches its final destination, it is rewarded and turns into one of the highest officials."
"Don't wish your enemies dead. Wish them more life so they can see you succeed."
"Posting messages via social networking sites is free. So I think it would not hurt if you would put the entire statement instead of HB or HBD."
"Sometimes I feel bad when I burst somebody's bubble, but I think it's better to tell them the truth than to let them believe in a lie."
"Be nice even though the attendant talking to you is being a bitch."
"Having 'a lot' doesn't mean you don't need to conserve. Always remember: everything in this world will eventually fade away."
"No matter how many opinions you have heard, at the end of the day, the choice will still be yours."
"New Year & New Year's Resolution are not requirements for you before you can start changing yourself. If you really want to do it, you'll do it no matter what time of year it is."
"I do not condone suicides. It takes a lot of courage for one to successfully do it. So instead of using that 'courage' to end your life, use it instead to face your problems."
"My enemies should be thankful that Tooth Fairy doesn't exist. Otherwise, I would've made a clean profit out of their teeth."
"Your looks depend not on the brand but on how you carry yourself."
"I like Brian and Stewie's relationship. Most of the time they exchange sharp words with each other, but when they come together and get along, they become the tandem to beat."
"Try to find the good and beauty in everything, everyone and everywhere. Even the most devastated people, things and countries have something good to offer."
"The air you breathe is the air we breathe. So don't forget to brush your teeth."
"The worst thing a person could ever have is a bad personality. It's very destructive and it acts like a virus. You affect people with what you say and what you do. You brigh negativities to them and give them bad vibes. You also have the ability of causing permanent damage to their lives. What's worse is that no professional can ever help you. It's you and only you who can help yourself (That is, if you can even notice that you have a bad personality)."
"When I was in highschool, I only had three enemies: 1. Math; 2. Physics; 3. Chemistry."
"Eat and don't feel guilty. It's not a crime, honey."
"Books are the best valium."
"When somebody tells you that you're ugly, punch them hard in the face and say 'Who's ugly now?' "
"All people have brains. It's the level of functionality that differs (Others rarely even function)."
"When you own a designer item, make sure you know how to pronounce the name properly."
"A good photo doesn't need to be edited. You show it to the world it is as it is when you captured it."
"When you're relaying a story, make sure you're giving the details correctly. Missing out on the small details can give a different meaning to the story, and those small mistakes are enough to make a different version, far from the original one."
"While everybody's spending their day with their special someone, I'm here all alone celebrating Independence Day... Twice a year!"
"Valentine's Day? This too shall pass!"
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